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Astrology of The Louvre Heist
On October 19th, 2025 at about 9:30am, a group of at least four thieves broke into the Louvre and stole 8 pieces from the collection of French crown jewels—and so far they have gotten away with it. What do the stars have to say about this daring and nearly impossible feat? Will the bandits be caught? Will the jewels be recovered? THE CAST of SIGNIFIERS Mercury & Mars: The Bandits Venus: The Jewels The Sun: Royalty & The State WILL THEY GET AWAY WITH THE HEIST or GET CAUGH
Joey Cannizzaro


From His Arms There Sprang a Hundred Dragons’ Heads: Typhon and Eclipses
The north and south nodes of the moon are two opposite points on the ecliptic that indicate the possibility of an eclipse (if a new or...
Joey Cannizzaro


The Merciless Sass of Vettius Valens
Vettius Valens is a 2nd century CE astrologer from Antioch in Roman-controlled Syria (now Turkey) and one of the most important sources...
Joey Cannizzaro
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